"When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy."

Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)

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canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

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schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

(Source: harshcutieszoos, via isthatwhatyoucalllearning)

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jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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@WorstMuse

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glitterfuk:

pump-and-munch:

Continuation of the self-lovey mean girl femme zine. 

I love thisssss~

(via jessiedress)

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invisiblelad:

mostingeniusparadox:

Legends of the Dark Knight #49

I’ve always felt this way too, Harley. 

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yoccu:

I AM LAUGHING MY ACTUAL ASS OFF WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO LFMAOFAKMFALMALMOAMOFA FA SHIT

I got the same

yoccu:

I AM LAUGHING MY ACTUAL ASS OFF WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO LFMAOFAKMFALMALMOAMOFA FA SHIT

I got the same

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viseriontargaryen:

i don’t even want to wear a wedding dress anymore when i get married my partner and i are gonna wear those sexy black jaeger pilot suits i now pronounce you drift compatible amen

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